What a Weekend!

Lessons learned this weekend:

(1) Giving a toast at a wedding is nerve-wracking
(2) Guests will pay you $20 each if you can weave "post-operative transexual" into your toast to their sister/friend
(3) Going to a beer festival the day after a wedding is asking for trouble
(4) Introducing your brother, college friends, and co-workers will lead to more trouble
(5) Algae beer makes people puke green (thank goodness I was the DD)